Once, when we were at homegroup, our friends began craking Chuck Norris jokes left and right – we laughed until our sides hurt! I just had to share some with you.
Prepare yourselves… 
“When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn’t lift himself: the earth goes down.”
“Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.”
(this one you’ve got to say in just the right voice…)
“The BoogyMan looks in his closet every night to see if Chuck Norris is there.”
“Darth Vador dresses up like Chuck Norris for Halloween.”
“When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat, he doesn’t get wet: the water gets Chuck Norrised.”
“If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, he has more than you.”
“Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.”
So ridiculous, aren’t they? You have to be in just the right mood to enjoy them. In our case it was late at night, we were getting silly…
Ah, fun stuff!
-Kasie
